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Monthly Archives: August, 2014

Here Is What The NFL Would Look Like If Players Played For Their Hoemtown

Matt Ryan – Exton, PA Shonn Greene – Scklerville, NJ Rod Streater – Burlington, NJ Kenny Britt – Bayonne, NJ (Not from target area.) Garrett Graham – Brick, NJ (Not from target … Continue reading

August 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cowboy’s Owner- Jerry Jones Addresses Stripper Photo Scandal

Philly.com– Yes, that’s Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in those pictures, in some very clear compromising positions, in a bathroom, with some strippers. Everybody was a consenting adult; some consenting a … Continue reading

August 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

6 Foreigners Caught Having Sex In A Moving Van In Ibiza. So, What Do You Like To Do For Fun??

Philly.com– Click it or ticket, indeed. Apparently, it’s not illegal to have sex in a moving vehicle if the folks involved are wearing their seatbelts. At least that’s what three … Continue reading

August 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

PUMA’s New Commercial Puts Asses In The Seats and Feets In the Sneakers

Here is the new Puma commercial and I LOVE it. Usain Bolt narrating a commercial with my favorite futbol player, Mario Balotelli, with a bunch of absolute DIMES- Score 9.5 … Continue reading

August 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Quick Update For Everyone On Africa

  Huffington Post- In 10 million years, we might have two Half-ricas, according to a new study by the Scripps Institute of Oceanography and the University of California at San … Continue reading

August 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Unofficially-Officially Opening the Studio Back Up

Ok, I opened the studio back up and promptly never posted anything for another week and a half. It is my studio, so I can do crazy stuff like that. … Continue reading

August 5, 2014 · Leave a comment